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one ! two !
one two three four!

we are
the american cryptids!
especially me!

i got hooves
and wings
and i scream

they call me the midwest devil

i use echolocation
and i skulk around the woods

i'm gonna take your kids, i'm gonna snatch 'em

if i can't talk myself out of thinking of myself as a creature
why not buy into it, why not just live it

if i don't think
i'm anything but a swamp thing
why not roll with it, why not embrace it

something terrible being born in a swamp
something terrible being born in a swamp
something terrible being born in a swamp
in the USA

i prefer my cryptids
make in the USA

none of that outsourced shit
no way dude
no way

i'm a beast
and i go to the bodega
and i get myself some fucking hot fries

i am a true american
i got scales and
teeth that are sharp
and i am a true american

my food is processed 60 times over
before it enters my
gaping maw !!!!! aah

i am a fucking creature
i love it i love it i love it

my skin is like
all green and patchy and shit and

goddamn !!!! yeah !!! woo yeah

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from keith haring is loved by god, released December 4, 2016

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