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i, i once touched a girl who touched god
and really she wasn't that great
you gotta understand,
these girls with blonde bobs and dark eyebrows
aren't angels all the time
(sometimes yeah, but
as a rule, nah)
and i touched this girl who was touched by god
and then i was touched by her
and it wasn't that great
nothing about it had heavenly chorus
nothing about it really rang out
i dunno
but honestly
when this girl was touched by god,
it didn't improve her much!!
she didn't really do anything about it
that's just who she was
and all i can say is that
i dunno whether i'm better off for it
but in a very indirect way
i touched god
and in a very indirect way
that makes me god
i am god !
i made this earth
i sent women and rocks to populate this earth
to grow on and live and coexist
the women eat the rocks and become the rocks
and rocks become the women and there's lots of pupation
that's what i want
this is the will of god, here it is
i'm god!!!!!!
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childhood purchases
01:49
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ok
welcome to saturday-bookstore-early-20's-lesbian life
there's a dog at the bookstore
(and her name is chica!!!
isn't that nice??
that's a real dog that i saw,
that's a fact)
ok
but you and me
you have a lot of gel in your hair
and i think that we
should go buy all the danielle steele novels off the goodwill shelves
and we can burn burn burn them
'cause the urge for destruction
is still a creative urge
and when i was a kid
all my purchases would be influenced by my older sister
and she had that one american girl doll
from the time period
when nothing of interested, it was all just like, shifts in federal power
like, ok, great
this is the "shifts in federal power" doll
i think it was samantha
i dunno
but one day
she got a haircut, a really bad haircut
and we mailed her off
to the "american" "girl" doll "hospital"
and i say this because
nation and gender and fragile concepts
and the medical industry has proved to me to be untrustworthy
there's no guarantees
except that when my sister went there every week for her seizures
i'd get two poptarts from the vending machine--
wrapped in blue plastic,
$1.25--
and consume
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ride or die
01:04
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she wrote me a letter on 8.5 by 11 printer paper
and there's a puncture on the back
from where she pressed too hard with the pen
yeah, hell yeah,
i broke the law by tampering with the mail
and leaving no return address
and i take these unmeasured hits of mylanta for my early-onset heartburn
hell yeah, man, ride or die
my brand new clan
of dykes on bikes
is made up of punk youth with moderate-to-severe chronic pain
get a tattoo of some spoon shapes
fill em in with a washable marker
this is our friend dolores
with size-11 kitten heels
she's young but old
and thriving through the service industry
hell fucking yeah
ride or die
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onion gal i love u
01:42
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got a sandwich with
sweet red onions in a coffee shop
herbaceous
outrageous
like you
i think
that you and earl grey tea both taste like dirt
and in the best way
the way that reaps words like "eden" and "earth" from my tongue
let's take that vibe
and sell it at the farmer's market
let's get some coins from northern californians
who don't wanna be here, but are
you know all those songs they sing about splendor in the grass??
let's go fuckin do it in northern california!!
maybe make some money off of tourists, i dunno
voyuerism is a profitable lifestyle
if you're down, i'm down
and y'know what??
let's take an RV and let's just go
let's go pick shallots from a garden that's not ours
just to do it
you're a shallot
you're a very specified heirloom aromatic and i love it
i love it
you smell like musk
and earth
and WOMAN
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