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theater boy

from bad art by dyke on ice

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theater boy theater boy
i'm
more jealous of you than i should be

theater boy with good hair
you know that thing where you see a cute boy on tv
and you don't know if you wanna be him or if you wanna fuck him
that's how i feel about you theater boy

i want your
life
and you dotted button up shirt
but i dont wanna deal with all the money that your family has
and all the weirdly conservative southeast asian uncles that come with it

oh theater boy
thank you for giving me
a sense of gratitude about female community

cause maybe i wanna have a slender body like yours
n wear a hat like yours
and look like bambam the way that you do

but ! theater boy !!
you're a little bitch actually
you're better as an idea than as a manifestation

and theater boy
i'm so glad i'm not you, oh
i'm glad i can scream
and i'm glad about the clitoris
not specifically my own, i mean like yeah, but just the clitoris in general

theater boy i'm so glad that i can look at a tit and be like
hey
that's a good tit

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from bad art, released December 29, 2015

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