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laika the space dog
04:09
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the year is 1957
the place is what some people might call heaven
and up in the stratosphere,
in a soviet craft
is a dog! where no dog has gone before
and her name's
laika
laika the space dog
ol' girl's never comin' down
i'd like to see you try and make her
you'll never make her come down
back in aeronautics school, laika met a dog
another dog
named ubolnik
and they were girlfriends
lesbian space dog girlfriends
laika and ubolnik
yeah, they were kinda jaded
about the planet earth as a whole
they were tired of people
and disease
and war, and fire hydrants
of binary systems of gender
and marketed multivitamins
so laika decided to leave it behind
and go somewhere new
and up she went!! up she went!!
oh my god, so fast
up she went
up she FLEW
and became
laika
laika the space dog
ol' girl's never comin' down
i'd like to see you try and make her
you'll never make her come down
[cool uke solo]
the year is 2016
and laika and ubolnik's legacy lives on
on the moon!
that's right, on the moon
it's a moon colony, but
that's not the right word
'cause that's not what dogs would do
really it's just
a big old dog park on the moon
take your dog family on vacation there
spend the winter there with your dog partner
you can do anything, really
it's got tons of facilities
lots of restaurant
really good rating on delp (that's dog yelp)
and also, by the way,
i just want to clarify
that the dogs aren't on the moon because that's the limit of where they can go
that's not like
it's not a weak little moon base, no
it's just that they like it there!
they like the climate, they like the view
and the big blue marble is there
familiar
but not too close
it's nice for the scenery sometimes,
good if you wanna take postcard pictures
but you're not stuck there!
and if you turn, you can see galaxies and comets and
all kinds of invisible radio waves
happenin' all the time
and all kinds a gases, and colors, and
it's really great!
lots of good vibes
and it's all thanks to
laika
laika the space dog
ol' girl's never comin' down
i'd like to see you try and make her
you'll never make her come down
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hell-raiser sagittarius
02:15
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hell-raiser sagittarius
raisin' hell
raisin' good hell,
raisin' kind hell
raisin' kind hell
trust me when i tell you that
there's good kinds of hell
you raise all the good hell in me
you make me creative, and excited, and empathetic
hell-raiser sagittarius,
what kind of hair products do you use, if i can ask?
'cause it makes your hair look really good
and soft and healthy
y'know, like
shiny
but not in like
the Dirt Girl way my hair is shiny
but hey!
i'm not gonna put myself down in this song, 'cause that's not what you'd want me to do
you build me up!
like a
um
gosh, what's a simile
like a kid building with legos!
that's you, honestly!
takin' blank bricks, and makin' somethin' cool
takin' paint and makin' somethin' COOL
i can't believe it !!!!
you raise
the best kind of creative hell in me
and you have
a big heart
a good cat
a really good cat, like
i feel like you and your cat are kindred souls
she's like you
in that
she's really positive but not in an imposing way
and i know that you think your cat is dumb and simple because she's a cat
and i know you think you're dumb and simple
but you're not !!
you raise the depths of positive hell outta me
i'm talkin'
ninth layer of hell
like,
so far down into hell that it's icy
i think that's how it works
it's a good ice!
it's like those colored ice pops that you get in the summer
and they stick to you but in a good way
you're great
i love you
keep raisin' hell
raisin' hell, like a grape
like a raisin
that one meme of the clipart raisin raisin' hell
HAH
i love you !!!
bye
(raisin hell meme: https://31.media.tumblr.com/9cd498258cc80186615c18a6906ee698/tumblr_inline_ng8cjsD4OS1qfb8fr.jpg )
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