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by dyke on ice

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the year is 1957 the place is what some people might call heaven and up in the stratosphere, in a soviet craft is a dog! where no dog has gone before and her name's laika laika the space dog ol' girl's never comin' down i'd like to see you try and make her you'll never make her come down back in aeronautics school, laika met a dog another dog named ubolnik and they were girlfriends lesbian space dog girlfriends laika and ubolnik yeah, they were kinda jaded about the planet earth as a whole they were tired of people and disease and war, and fire hydrants of binary systems of gender and marketed multivitamins so laika decided to leave it behind and go somewhere new and up she went!! up she went!! oh my god, so fast up she went up she FLEW and became laika laika the space dog ol' girl's never comin' down i'd like to see you try and make her you'll never make her come down [cool uke solo] the year is 2016 and laika and ubolnik's legacy lives on on the moon! that's right, on the moon it's a moon colony, but that's not the right word 'cause that's not what dogs would do really it's just a big old dog park on the moon take your dog family on vacation there spend the winter there with your dog partner you can do anything, really it's got tons of facilities lots of restaurant really good rating on delp (that's dog yelp) and also, by the way, i just want to clarify that the dogs aren't on the moon because that's the limit of where they can go that's not like it's not a weak little moon base, no it's just that they like it there! they like the climate, they like the view and the big blue marble is there familiar but not too close it's nice for the scenery sometimes, good if you wanna take postcard pictures but you're not stuck there! and if you turn, you can see galaxies and comets and all kinds of invisible radio waves happenin' all the time and all kinds a gases, and colors, and it's really great! lots of good vibes and it's all thanks to laika laika the space dog ol' girl's never comin' down i'd like to see you try and make her you'll never make her come down
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hell-raiser sagittarius raisin' hell raisin' good hell, raisin' kind hell raisin' kind hell trust me when i tell you that there's good kinds of hell you raise all the good hell in me you make me creative, and excited, and empathetic hell-raiser sagittarius, what kind of hair products do you use, if i can ask? 'cause it makes your hair look really good and soft and healthy y'know, like shiny but not in like the Dirt Girl way my hair is shiny but hey! i'm not gonna put myself down in this song, 'cause that's not what you'd want me to do you build me up! like a um gosh, what's a simile like a kid building with legos! that's you, honestly! takin' blank bricks, and makin' somethin' cool takin' paint and makin' somethin' COOL i can't believe it !!!! you raise the best kind of creative hell in me and you have a big heart a good cat a really good cat, like i feel like you and your cat are kindred souls she's like you in that she's really positive but not in an imposing way and i know that you think your cat is dumb and simple because she's a cat and i know you think you're dumb and simple but you're not !! you raise the depths of positive hell outta me i'm talkin' ninth layer of hell like, so far down into hell that it's icy i think that's how it works it's a good ice! it's like those colored ice pops that you get in the summer and they stick to you but in a good way you're great i love you keep raisin' hell raisin' hell, like a grape like a raisin that one meme of the clipart raisin raisin' hell HAH i love you !!! bye (raisin hell meme: https://31.media.tumblr.com/9cd498258cc80186615c18a6906ee698/tumblr_inline_ng8cjsD4OS1qfb8fr.jpg )

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hi everyone!!

nat's car was recently totaled in a wreck-- she is fine but this is a big (and unexpected) financial strain, so we are doing song commissions! so far we have recorded TWO for TWO RLY COOL PEOPLE and we are hoping to get that number up higher

read this post for more commission info: dykeonice.tumblr.com/post/144505658650/pls-read#notes

if you'd like to help us out, please consider purchasing a song or two, even an album here on bandcamp. or simply tell a friend about us! anything helps and we're really glad for all of your support !! thx :+)

(title + cover art based on webdriver torso)

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released May 31, 2016

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